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25

May

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

true story

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

true story

23

Mar

scarlettsuzanna:

Just made this like a boss ;)

legit truths

scarlettsuzanna:

Just made this like a boss ;)

legit truths

(Source: scarlettsagiraffe)

20

Feb

People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.

— Banksy

truth

(Source: streetartutopia.com)

18

Feb

We have a government that says it’s okay to eat Twinkies and Cocoa Puffs and Mountain Dew, but it’s illegal to drink raw milk and eat compost-grown tomatoes and Aunt Matilda’s pickles.
From sustainable farmer Joel Salatin. Quote captured by Amy Eddings on WNYC Culture blog. (via newanddifferentsun)

(Source: kambui)

23

Jan

awesome-everyday:

elbeebee:

jkfromtheblock:

GPOY

truth

AHAHA

so much truth, gpoy, etc.

awesome-everyday:

elbeebee:

jkfromtheblock:

GPOY

truth

AHAHA

so much truth, gpoy, etc.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

03

Dec

(Source: sandiifiorella)

04

Oct

gpoy, sort of

gpoy, sort of

17

Sep

29

Aug

gpoy

gpoy

26

Aug

07

Aug

Love is the longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Milan Kundera (via littleorphanammo)

05

Aug

25

Jul

teeheehee

teeheehee

18

Jul