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25

May

animalstalkinginallcaps: HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON? PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO? I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF.  ARE YOU STILL THERE?   PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. PETERSON? HELLO!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON?

PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO?

I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF. 

ARE YOU STILL THERE?  

PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.

PETERSON?

HELLO!

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animalstalkinginallcaps via animalstalkinginallcaps

WHAT IS AIR/otters/

09

Mar

Das Otterhaus

do you guys remember when kristen bell had that sloth meltdown?  well i am pretty sure that i would be about 10 times worse in the presence of baby otters.  ok, any otters.

2 months ago Short URL Comments

otters/

21

Jan

animalstalkinginallcaps: HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE. LIKE THIS? BIGGER? PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT? … DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED. WE’VE ALL WONDERED. reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.

LIKE THIS? BIGGER?

PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?

… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.

WE’VE ALL WONDERED.

reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

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lilianag via lilianag

otters/animals/animalstalkinginallcaps/

03

Dec

animalstalkinginallcaps: HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE. LIKE THIS? BIGGER? PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT? … DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED. WE’VE ALL WONDERED. double all-caps/otter whammy

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.

LIKE THIS? BIGGER?

PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?

… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.

WE’VE ALL WONDERED.

double all-caps/otter whammy

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animalstalkinginallcaps via animalstalkinginallcaps

otters/animals/

12

Jul

thefrogman: Math otter is deep in thought. Please do not disturb math otter. put down that chalk, otter.  where did you even get that?  you are not a mathematician. you are an otter.  now go play in the river somewhere.

thefrogman:

Math otter is deep in thought. Please do not disturb math otter.

put down that chalk, otter.  where did you even get that?  you are not a mathematician. you are an otter.  now go play in the river somewhere.

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thefrogman via thefrogman

frogman original/frogshop/otters/OMG/

26

Feb

evil otter is evil, and possibly a vampire.

evil otter is evil, and possibly a vampire.

(Source: dailyotter)

1 year ago Short URL 588 notes Comments

dailyotter via dailyotter

otters/

11

Sep

if you do not think these baby asian small-clawed otters are adorable then i think you might want to see a doctor before that condition you have gets any worse.

if you do not think these baby asian small-clawed otters are adorable then i think you might want to see a doctor before that condition you have gets any worse.

1 year ago Short URL Comments

friday night adorbz/otters/cute/spirit animal/

05

Jun

1 year ago Short URL Comments

things i made/otters/aht/

Extremely Rare White Otter Cubs

Extremely Rare White Otter Cubs

1 year ago Short URL Comments

cute/otters/

asian small-clawed otter is asian. sorry.  i had to do it.

asian small-clawed otter is asian.

sorry.  i had to do it.

1 year ago Short URL Comments

that's racist!/cute/otters/

29

May

aimee-b-loved:(via peyotecoyote) OH! DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT!

aimee-b-loved:(via peyotecoyote)

OH!

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT!

2 years ago Short URL 45 notes Comments

aimee-b-loved via aimee-b-loved

otters/come on people this is rediculous./

15

Oct

there should totally be a setup where you can show up at the zoo/aquarium and say “i’m just here for the otters,” and they let you in for like a dollar or something.

(dailyotter:Via)

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dailyotter via dailyotter

if you don't know, now ya know/otters/zoos are expensive y'all/

20

Jun

via www.nataliedee.com

via www.nataliedee.com

3 years ago Short URL Comments

comics/cute/otters/