That's right, I said it.

Juggalo Book

Fuckin’ prickly pears, yo, how do they work?

dead.

i died.

From The LP Questionnaire - Kumail Nanjiani

LP:: Which evil villain would make the best President?
Kumail:: I would love to see Skeletor in the White House, so we can have the first gay president.; omg dying.

dear internets,

i love you for ever end ever.

sincerely,

me

THEY’RE ‘FEETS BY DRE’ NOISE CANCELING SOCKS AND THE BASS RESPONSE IS INSANE.

I’M LISTENING TO CAT STEVENS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DUBSTEP.

dead. srsly. blogging from the grave.

pleatedjeans:

wampug. [video]

OH GOD MY HEART.

oh dear sweet baby jesus this is so rediculously awesome

i cannot stop laughing at this.

Found this on Memegenerator! If it’s yours step up and take credit! :))

This has happened way more often than it should haha

Remember when MLK was frozen in carbonite and taken to Tattooine by Boba Fett?

what even is air?

Lights Out: And now, a cat licking a boy’s head for over nine minutes.

[sayomg.]

that’s it. i give up. i’m done. kaput. dead. muerto.

John Oliver

i can not stop laughing at this. crying right now.