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03

May

The best thing about reading a James Patterson book is

how satisfying it feels to have read 3 chapters in only 5 minutes.

3 weeks ago Short URL 2 notes Comments

books/currently/

Insomnia, you vile beast.

Die in a fire.

Sincerely,
Me

3 weeks ago Short URL 1 note Comments

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16

Apr

That thing,

where you’re super thirsty, so you DRINK ALL THE LIQUIDS, and then your belly is all sloshy and it kinda hurts but you’re still thirsty.

1 month ago Short URL 1 note Comments

where am I the desert?/currently/thirsty/got dayum/

13

Apr

Apparently

Friday is senior day @ Costco.

1 month ago Short URL Comments

currently/goodness/

07

Apr

Friend A:
Why aren't you nicer to him? You're wearing a cross...
Friend B:
That's for my soul, not his!

1 month ago Short URL Comments

currently/

06

Apr

I am elbow deep in balls you guys.

I am elbow deep in balls you guys.

1 month ago Short URL 1 note Comments

balls/passover/currently/

03

Apr

This just in:

Thomas Edison was kinda a dick.

1 month ago Short URL Comments

film/USA/this just in/currently/

15

Mar

Currently, @PAM

Currently, @PAM

2 months ago Short URL 1 note Comments

currently/art/food/

11

Mar

Had a caffeine coke @ 2:45pm.

Living on the edge.

2 months ago Short URL Comments

prolly be up all night now/old/currently/

07

Mar

Coming to you live, from Costco:

There is totally a 20-something dude here with his mom walking around in a bathrobe. It is flannel and belted and everything.

2 months ago Short URL 3 notes Comments

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Having pre-costco lunch @ sweet tomatoes.

The guy in the booth across from me just finished his 5th bowl of soup. O_o

2 months ago Short URL 3 notes Comments

currently/mericuh/

28

Feb

Finally.

A Portland sushi bar where the chef isn’t Mexican.

3 months ago Short URL 13 notes Comments

currently/sorry I'm not sorry./

23

Feb

Pizza time, bitches!

Pizza time, bitches!

3 months ago Short URL 1 note Comments

currently/pizza/sizzle pie/food/

17

Feb

Time on the road: 1hr.

Distance traveled: 15 miles.

Top speed: 25 mph

Just kill me.

3 months ago Short URL 1 note Comments

currently/fuck traffic/