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Mar

animalstalkinginallcaps: IS THAT AN ACTUAL LIVESTRONG BRACELET OR JUST ONE OF THOSE RANDOM ONES YOU CAN GET AT 7-11? FUCK OFF, DAN. I’M LATE FOR A SALES MEETING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IS THAT AN ACTUAL LIVESTRONG BRACELET OR JUST ONE OF THOSE RANDOM ONES YOU CAN GET AT 7-11?

FUCK OFF, DAN. I’M LATE FOR A SALES MEETING.

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animalstalkinginallcaps via animalstalkinginallcaps

penguins!/i love these/animalstalkinginallcaps/

23

Feb

animalstalkinginallcaps: SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY GOD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY GOD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.

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21

Jan

animalstalkinginallcaps: HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE. LIKE THIS? BIGGER? PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT? … DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED. WE’VE ALL WONDERED. reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.

LIKE THIS? BIGGER?

PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?

… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.

WE’VE ALL WONDERED.

reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

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