"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option."
— Maya Angelou (via dismissivejerkoffmotion)
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rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time
I’m laughing way too hard at this.
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They’re pretty much gods who are also ex-boyfriends that control metal and brains — Magneto builds a special helmet just to keep Xavier from knowing what his feelings are; HE BUILDS A BRAIN CAGE SO HIS EX-BOYFRIEND WON’T KNOW HOW SAD HE IS. That is the demigod-level mutant equivalent of setting your gchat status to invisible so your ex-boyfriend can’t tell that you’re online. That is so campy Susan Sontag just sat up in her grave and texted John Waters “omg did u hear about Magneto?!!!”
JOHN WATERS DID HEAR ABOUT IT. AND IT RULED.
Mallory Ortburg- My Stupid X-Men Opinions (via runeybadger)
OH MY GOD
This is perfect.
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Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.