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15

Mar

Current status:

Tech support with mom, WHO IS STILL RUNNING WINDOWS XP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT

02

Mar

huffingtonpost:

Vintage cocktail parties need to make a comeback. 

Word. I fully support this notion.

sade:

the struggle for girl scout cookies is real

sade:

the struggle for girl scout cookies is real

bestnatesmithever:

nobodycars:

bestnatesmithever:

automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

I’m not sure what you’re yammering about. This is my son from when he was 1 year old. 


Did you draw abs on your son in sharpie for a Tumblr post

I’m not sure I understand the question.

YOU GUYS I’m crying so hard

bestnatesmithever:

nobodycars:

bestnatesmithever:

automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

I’m not sure what you’re yammering about. This is my son from when he was 1 year old. 

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Did you draw abs on your son in sharpie for a Tumblr post

I’m not sure I understand the question.

YOU GUYS I’m crying so hard

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

28

Feb

tyleroakley:

QUEEN.

tyleroakley:

QUEEN.

25

Feb

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andrewpresents:

Lorde x Beyoncé | 'XO Court' (MASHUP)

24

Feb

Somebody reblogged one of my old posts and now this is happening.

Somebody reblogged one of my old posts and now this is happening.

gabydunn:

bmichael:

haimx:

If I Could Change Your Mind music video

This is the HAIM-iest thing HAIM has ever HAIM’d. Holy shit. Watching this video makes me want to start a rock band.

THESE GIRLS WILL BE THE END OF ME.

Love them

futureben:

'Straya

I was hungry, okay? DON’T JUDGE ME.

futureben:

'Straya

I was hungry, okay?
DON’T JUDGE ME.

(Source: urlginal)

(Source: comedycentral)

20

Feb

you guys, 
can we talk for a second about how dr. seuss had a hat collection and how i am super bummed out because portland is not one of the 6 cities where they are going to be exhibited?

you guys,

can we talk for a second about how dr. seuss had a hat collection and how i am super bummed out because portland is not one of the 6 cities where they are going to be exhibited?

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

for anyone who’s asked me why i’d wanna go all the way to florida when we have a disney park right here on the west coast:  a side by side scale comparison

for anyone who’s asked me why i’d wanna go all the way to florida when we have a disney park right here on the west coast:  a side by side scale comparison

12

Feb

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