That's right, I said it.

May 30

inothernews: brain-food: Get it together, Luke.  I love how Obi-Wan is just sitting there thinking “Oh man, do it.  Push the ‘on’ button.  Do it.  Dooooooo iiiiiiiiitttt.”

inothernews:

brain-food:

Get it together, Luke. 

I love how Obi-Wan is just sitting there thinking “Oh man, do it.  Push the ‘on’ button.  Do it.  Dooooooo iiiiiiiiitttt.”

also,

it might be easier to get on board if all of the “scientists” weren’t so obviously actors that somebody put a bad tie and a pair of glasses on.

this animal planet special about how mermaids are real and the government is hiding them from us

would be a lot more believable if it wasn’t 50% computer generated.

May 29

“If it kills you, you’ve gone too far.” — Alice Neel

(Source: nevver)

absurdlakefront: maxistentialist: The Mitt Romney iPhone app misspells the word “America.” (via Siracusa) P.S. It’s in 320×480. I wonder if was developed overseas. Mercy for Amercia! oh my

absurdlakefront:

maxistentialist:

The Mitt Romney iPhone app misspells the word “America.”

(via Siracusa)

P.S. It’s in 320×480. I wonder if was developed overseas.

Mercy for Amercia!

oh my

(via inothernews)

joemuto: Game of Thrones, AMIRITE YOU GUYS? also, fuck the queen regent. i hope she dies in a fire.  beheading is too quick for her.

joemuto:

Game of Thrones, AMIRITE YOU GUYS?

also, fuck the queen regent. i hope she dies in a fire.  beheading is too quick for her.

(via littleorphanammo)

wilwheaton: Die in a fire, Chris Brown.

wilwheaton:

Die in a fire, Chris Brown.

another brilliant bing translation:

original hebrew: תפס היום צב בשדות האספרגוס, ניקה אותו מקרציות, ושילח אותו לדרכו…

bing translation:  Caught in the turtle, Nike today hasprgos it mkrcioth, vshilh him on his way

google translation:  Today turtle caught the asparagus fields, cleaned it ticks, and sent him away …

May 28

animalstalkinginallcaps: I AM SO TIRED. TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW? WORN RIGHT OUT. POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED. I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR. OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY. THE INTERNET IS HARD. IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES. THE INTERNET IS HARD

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I AM SO TIRED.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?

WORN RIGHT OUT.

POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.

I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.

THE INTERNET IS HARD.

IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

THE INTERNET IS HARD

May 25

animalstalkinginallcaps: I’M SO STUPID. Shhhh. Don’t say that. I JUST- I THOUGHT HE WAS DIFFERENT. HE WAS ALWAYS SO SWEET TO ME WHEN WE WERE ALONE. WE HAD ALL THESE PLANS. HE MADE SO MANY PROMISES, AND-  AND- AAUHHHUHHHUHHHHAAUUHHGHHHH. #Rachel would never date another musician

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SO STUPID.

Shhhh. Don’t say that.

I JUST-

I THOUGHT HE WAS DIFFERENT. HE WAS ALWAYS SO SWEET TO ME WHEN WE WERE ALONE. WE HAD ALL THESE PLANS. HE MADE SO MANY PROMISES, AND- 

AND-

AAUHHHUHHHUHHHHAAUUHHGHHHH.

#Rachel would never date another musician

animalstalkinginallcaps: I REPLACED ALAN’S GATORADE WITH ANTIFREEZE! LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES! #Alan died.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I REPLACED ALAN’S GATORADE WITH ANTIFREEZE!

LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES!

#Alan died.

animalstalkinginallcaps: HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON? PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO? I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF.  ARE YOU STILL THERE?   PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. PETERSON? HELLO!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON?

PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO?

I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF. 

ARE YOU STILL THERE?  

PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.

PETERSON?

HELLO!

(Source: textfromdog)

animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’ EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME. YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK? ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST. true story

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

true story