March 2012
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why
why won’t any of my gifs work tonight tumblr? why do you hate me??
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Emma Watson to Headline Sofia Coppola's The Bling... →
can someone please explain to me why sofia coppola is making this movie when there is already a perfectly good lifetime version??
February 2012
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Finally.
A Portland sushi bar where the chef isn’t Mexican.
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President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
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ohsnapitsjayrod asked: *NSYNC
fflowtan:
5. Crazy For You
4. Girlfriend (feat. Nelly of course)
3. It Makes Me Ill
2. No Strings Attached
1. Up Against The Wall
Thats right. Only one semi-successful single on that list. #fangirlstatusachieved
what?!? no bye, bye, bye?? for shame!
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The arrogant overriding of women’s agency and presumption of women’s ignorance...
– amaditalks
click here to read the whole jaw-dropping post.
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i wish more hipsters would move in next door.
– (via neverheardinpdx)
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Bob's Burgers SEASON 2 SPOILERS!*
behindbobsburgers:
Episode 201: Bob’s eyebrows grow back upside down. Episode 202: Three years later, Gene finally breaks in his new closed toe sandals. Episode 203: The sloth never loved Tina. Episode 204: We ripped this one off from that Cosby Show where Denise makes Theo a shirt. Go watch that. Episode 205: The only thing that kills the aliens is water. The twist: coconut water. Episode...
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of...
– Judy Garland
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holy balls.
jason sudeikis is on eastbound and down this season.
also, “jesus was dead , but then came back as an all powerful god-zombie.” - KFP, natch.
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People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.
– — Banksy
truth
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I wondered if I could spend the rest of my life inventing complicated ways to...
– Miranda July
gpoy
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We have a government that says it’s okay to eat Twinkies and Cocoa Puffs and...
– From sustainable farmer Joel Salatin. Quote captured by Amy Eddings on WNYC Culture blog. (via newanddifferentsun)
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Time on the road: 1hr.
Distance traveled: 15 miles.
Top speed: 25 mph
Just kill me.
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i may or may not be building a nail polish rack.
i might have a polish problem.
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colombiana replied to your post: this is why i have zero tolerance for stupid women.
Agreed. What’s even sadder is that they’re rumored to be secretly back together. How can you stop physical abuse when women keep making it okay, even when it happens to themselves. Terrible.
if she can forgive him and wants to be in his life or whatever, that’s on her. maybe he got help. people can, and...
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this is why i have zero tolerance for stupid...
i am actually feeling physically ill over those tweets. do these girls think this is cute or sexy? what if your best friend/sister/mother was beaten so badly they were in the hospital? would it still be cute then? would it be sexy if chris brown wasn’t a celebrity? would you still want him to beat you then? chris brown’s beating of rhianna was not some playful bedroom...
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
omgomgomgomgOMG. WTF is wrong with people?? are these girls for reals? these are the words of someone who has not only never been a victim of abuse, but apparently lacks the capacity for empathy and compassion for those who have. this is horrifying and devastatingly sad.
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The only person who deserves to sing at Whitney Houston’s funeral is Whitney...
– iamsosorry
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douchieness doesn’t just happen. you gotta work for it.
– anthony bourdain
YOU GUYS, here is where you can weigh in on the... →