January 2011
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What's Happening in Egypt Explained. (UPDATED) →
this was informative, but what i really wanna know is: what is this recent round of shenanigans doing to air fares to egypt? (some of us gots family to visit, yo.)
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over-the-counter meds are for suckers and here's...
when i started feeling sick on friday, i immediately started in with the usual fluids and zinc regimen with a little mucinex thrown in. so, you guys remember this, right? well, last night my nose was still running like a garden hose and i started to have a few little coughs, so i said fuck it and broke out the big guns. codeine cough syrup don’t play. my throat feels not dissimilar to the...
Watchtheduty:
danforth:
HOT DAMN. Chris Matthews nails the Tea Party’s butt to the wall. Hardball, motherfuckers!
i fucking love this.
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THIS WOMAN IS TALKING ABOUT! i love it.
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"Stop organizing life around people who don't get...
—BILL MAHER, Real Time
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“(Jennifer Grey had me at hello. I know it’s the wrong movie, but she...”
– pee wee herman on his huffpo blog re: dancing with the stars
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Watchomg there is going to be a new pee wee movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Announcement:
Prius drivers are the worst.
Houston airport,
Y U NO has air conditioning??
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Family weekend pro-tip for those of us with, shall...
Whenever a nosy relative asks you how its going or what you “do” or if you’re seeing anyone, even though they prolly already got an update from your mother, just respond like so: “Well, I just found my favorite flavor soda in diet and I’m drinking the shit outta that stuff, so life’s pretty great right now.” Follow this with the deadpan stare or a brisk exit and a stiff drink and you’ll make it...
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tried to watch bruno.
barely made it to the 2 minute mark.
not sure what it means. maybe i have adult ADD? or was the movie really that bad?
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oh yes, y'all.
it’s toddlers and tiaras time!!
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A reminder: Fake "Words with Friends"
mercurypdx:
xntrek:
a.k.a. on the Android: Wordfeud
You can find me as (wait for it) — xntrek.
I know, you so were not expecting that.
Three guesses as to my similarly mystical username…
and the first two don’t count.
in a staggering turn of events, my wordfeud username is lilianag. whodathunkit?
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Ester Dean featuring Chris Brown - Drop It Low
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“I like Katy Perry. Any girl who goes and squirts whipped cream out of her tits...”
– My Dad, re: today’s pop music
the readers respond
littlemagnolia:
h3k replied to your photo: Because it’s “technically” too early for bourbon.
Its is never too early for booze.
Ah, an enabler. Just in time for this three-martini lunch I was going to skip.
if you really need an excuse, today is national hot toddy day. Just sayin’…
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“It would be really nice if the ramblings of crazy people didn’t in any way...”
– Jon Stewart (via gbattle)
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Watchnickkroll:
Bobby Bottleservice did this for the MTV New Years bash. Its a pretty important summary of the year that had happened…
jordanmorris:
Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) on 2010
Way to go MTV. Good on ya’ for still having some funny on purpose stuff sometimes.
I want to have Nick Kroll’s babies.
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i'm not saying i'm watching dog the bounty hunter...
i’m just saying that i bet if beth toned down the tits and white-trash hair/nails, she might be pretty.
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this is possibly the greatest tumblr of all time. →
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Marvel Studios turns Norse god black. →
mercurypdx:
saint-number-six:
stfuconservatives:
missmaestra:
“The relentless attack on European heritage has been expanded to mythology. Hollywood isn’t just re-writing recent history, they want to re-write European mythology and folklore with a left-wing multi-cultural slant.
Last week we brought you the story of how radical left-wing groups are demanding that the new Lord of the...
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Art joke:
How many performance artists does it take to change a light bulb ?
I don’t know. I had to leave after 5 hours.
brilliant
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dear aspca,
please stop trying to make me commit suicide with your damn commercials. i can’t help the sad-eyed caged animals right now. i wish i could, but i can’t. you are not helping your cause by making me look at the ones who got put down because no one “loved” them. stop it.
sincerely,
me
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fflowtan asked: dude!!! i can't get it to play!!!! ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need to hear it NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
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Making up a queen-size bed is such a pain in the...
But nothing beats laying down in a freshly made bed.