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fattynatty: lilianag: for fattynatty I’M AT...

Jan 1st

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for fattynatty

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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dear darren aronofsky,

i haven’t been able close my eyes normally, much less sleep right, ever since i saw black swan and i’m blaming you. that shizz was totally whackadoodle bananas. last night i had one of the most terrifying nightmares i’ve ever experienced and enough is enough. every time i shut my eyes, the image of a cray-cray natalie portman greets me with fierce intensity. your movie was ok,...

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Buzzin (remix) - Mann ft. 50 Cent

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Q: exactly who the eff do i have to kill to get a...

A: kill ‘em all and it’ll make no difference anyway since every single freakin’ pizza place is closed on christmas, apparently.

Dec 26th

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oh my god doggy rings!!

ofakind: If I had to be a “pet” person, (and I’m not, really) I’d definitely opt for a cat. My friends all have dogs and it’s like having babies that are only cute some of the time, always loud the rest of the time, and never grow up. HOWEVER, I am all over these Verameat dog rings. These dogs are very cute all of the time and loud in the just the right way. Oh, and happy Christmas! —claire ...

Dec 26th

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schwenk: Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles -...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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“My mommy says that Santa’s fake and she hates Christmas.”

– Cub, my 4 year old housemate, to some other kids today. For the record, she has never said anything of the kind.

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Watch

me, right now.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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you know what they say

scottfriday: liquor before beer, nothing to fear wine before vodka, someone’s gonna get drunk-texted later

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

ah jeez

saint-chanel-number-six: lefan-o-rama: altidude: Kids write Santa this year for basic needs instead of toys - USA Today Wall Street bonuses may top last year as profits soar - Reuters nail on the motherfucking head. GODDDDDDDDDDDD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Dec 16th

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trying to get this gif to work like woah

Dec 14th

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