January 2012
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NPR's Backseat Book Club →
i may, or may not, have just joined a book club intended for 9 year-olds.
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I don’t often eat a Big Mac, but when I do, I replace the center bun with...
– Introducing The Pig Mac, a Big Mac with Crispy Pig Skin | A Hamburger Today
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when i eat, it is the food that is scared.
– ron swanson
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I feel like the dollar store is the absolute last place one would want to buy a pregnancy test.
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truth
unicornzzzzz:
Ripe avocados make me panic. Like FUCK. I HAVE A 15 MINUTE WINDOW FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.
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YOU GUYS,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ON OUR OUTSIDE BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A BURGLAR ON THE ROOF. or else maybe santa got drunk and is out for a joyride and it’s reindeer.
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I got a little bit of income from my book, but I gave that all away. And then I...
– Out-of-touch Republican presidential front-runner MITT ROMNEY, who earned $374,327.62 in speaker’s fees from February, 2010 to February, 2011 — an average of more than $41,000 per speech.
Only a dumbass One Percenter with six houses would call $374K “not very much.”
(via the New York Times)
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school me, please.
randomkeith:
lilianag:
i have decided i need an education with regard to old-school country. i’m talkin’ hank, waylon, merle, and maybe even some tanya and emmylou. got any recs for me? must-hear songs/albums?
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Reply didn’t give me enough characters -
Merle:
If We Make it Through December
Mama Tried
I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink
Sing Me Back Home
Waylon:
Black Rose
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school me, please.
i have decided i need an education with regard to old-school country. i’m talkin’ hank, waylon, merle, and maybe even some tanya and emmylou. got any recs for me? must-hear songs/albums?
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I have a hard time believing Breaking Bad.
labombasurgingsantorum:
Honestly, if I had terminal cancer, first thing I’d do would be to leave this terrible, terrible family. I wouldn’t cook meth. I’d leave this family forever.
i know, right? many times over the last 2 seasons i wondered if it was possible to like a show while simultaneously hating every single character.
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This is my life:
The only thing keeping me from being a total shut-in today is that I wanna go to whole foods more than I want to nap. Just barely tho; it’s a very narrow margin.
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PDX on Serious Eats: Drinks!! →
can someone please explain lmfao to me?
i mean what is going on there? why is this popular? should i be buying stock in the reflective-animal-print-spandex-pants company?
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December 2011
33 posts
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YOU GUYS,
It is hot as balls in the Dallas airport.
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Matisyahu Kicks a Woman in the Face. →
wtf is happening? is this real life?
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I'm finally all caught up on Glee.
Can someone please explain to me why no one has shot Rachel Berry in the face yet? I’d also be interested in knowing why I’m still watching this show.
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