clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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humansofnewyork:

"I try to stay away from other people. I don’t like to have to be keeping up pretenses all the time— it’s exhausting. Being a loner forces me to be two-faced sometimes, though. I’m always having to make up little stories to get out of social situations. But I’d much rather be alone, watching films. I enjoy watching actors. They’re always pretending, just like me."

Me

humansofnewyork:

"I try to stay away from other people. I don’t like to have to be keeping up pretenses all the time— it’s exhausting. Being a loner forces me to be two-faced sometimes, though. I’m always having to make up little stories to get out of social situations. But I’d much rather be alone, watching films. I enjoy watching actors. They’re always pretending, just like me."

Me

waytoomuchportland:

Mt Tabor business has a Portland strategy.  

waytoomuchportland:

Mt Tabor business has a Portland strategy.  

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Me, right now.

Me, right now.

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yodelingclitoris:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

These are fucking amazing

personal hero.

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huffpostarts:

These ‘Updated’ Vietnam War Zippos Show Just How Little Has Changed

Where is Butch and can someone please give him my phone number?

#6. His voice is like if Beyoncé and Adele and Amy Winehouse had a beautiful diva love child, and raised him in a diva cave and released him into the wild to bless the rest of us with his divine existence.

"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option."

— Maya Angelou (via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

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satindolls:

Summer Movie List — 6 / ? → Cat on a Hot Tin Roof [1958]

Life ain’t just a bunch of high spots. You’re a thirty-year-old kid. Soon you’ll be a fifty-year-old kid, pretendin’ you’re hearin’ cheers when there ain’t any. Dreamin’ and drinkin’ your life away. Heroes in the real world live twenty-four hours a day, not just two hours in a game. Mendacity, you won’t… you won’t live with mendacity, but you’re an expert at it. The truth is pain and sweat and payin’ bills and makin’ love to a woman that you don’t love any more. Truth is dreams that don’t come true and nobody prints your name in the paper ‘til you die… The truth is, you never growed up. Grown-ups don’t hang up on their friends… and they don’t hang up on their wives… and they don’t hang up on life. Now that’s the truth and that’s what you can’t face!

This movie, y’all.

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humorous-blog:

rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time

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I’m laughing way too hard at this.

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so i’m browsing etsy, looking for pizza charms, when i come across this masterpiece.

so i’m browsing etsy, looking for pizza charms, when i come across this masterpiece.

Baby’s first Master’s!

Baby’s first Master’s!

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They’re pretty much gods who are also ex-boyfriends that control metal and brains — Magneto builds a special helmet just to keep Xavier from knowing what his feelings are; HE BUILDS A BRAIN CAGE SO HIS EX-BOYFRIEND WON’T KNOW HOW SAD HE IS. That is the demigod-level mutant equivalent of setting your gchat status to invisible so your ex-boyfriend can’t tell that you’re online. That is so campy Susan Sontag just sat up in her grave and texted John Waters “omg did u hear about Magneto?!!!”

JOHN WATERS DID HEAR ABOUT IT. AND IT RULED.

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Mallory Ortburg- My Stupid X-Men Opinions (via runeybadger)

OH MY GOD

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This is perfect.

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nevver:

Design Crush
huffingtonpost:

What happens when you put LEGO bricks and some of street artist Banksy’s most iconic works together? As photographer Jeff Friesen has proved with his series”Bricksy,” a whole lot of awesome.
See the full set here.
(Source: Instagram)

Bricksy

huffingtonpost:

What happens when you put LEGO bricks and some of street artist Banksy’s most iconic works together? As photographer Jeff Friesen has proved with his seriesBricksy,” a whole lot of awesome.

See the full set here.

(Source: Instagram)

Bricksy