where you’re wicked thirsty so you chug a whole vitamin water in like 5 seconds and now you’re in pain and also still wicked thirsty.
About to see Maria Bamford aka the bammer at heliumcomedypdx !!!
"Pockets are a must, for storing your necessaries. Knife, money, tobacco, frogs, string, marbles, bullets. Read your Twain for suggested pocket wares."
— Nick Offerman prescribes your everyday carry (via putthison)
Why every dress should have pockets by Nick Offerman
"LOOK AT THE DOG"
— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via jarpad)
(Source: spockular, via katateasaurus)