31
Jan
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31
Jan
why, thandie newton? why?
30
Jan
It is really warm in my bed right now. Mmmmm, down comforter goodness…
There are few things on earth as annoying as the average art school student.
restaurants.com is some shady biznass. also, i drank a coke zero with dinner and now i’m tired as fuck, but my body’s all “where’s the party?!? woohooooo!!”
I don’t often eat a Big Mac, but when I do, I replace the center bun with a thick piece of crispy pig skin.”—The Most Interesting Man In The World
26
Jan
when i eat, it is the food that is scared.
23
Jan
21
Jan
I feel like the dollar store is the absolute last place one would want to buy a pregnancy test.
HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.
LIKE THIS? BIGGER?
PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?
… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.
WE’VE ALL WONDERED.
reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.