Crying

(Source: best-of-memes, via misterhaverchuck)

That thing

where you’re wicked thirsty so you chug a whole vitamin water in like 5 seconds and now you’re in pain and also still wicked thirsty.

mashable:

So like, this happened…

[via]

I’m not high.

Went shopping and Anthropology has a perfume with my name on it… Literally.

Went shopping and Anthropology has a perfume with my name on it… Literally.

Super stoked-

About to see Maria Bamford aka the bammer at heliumcomedypdx !!!

Shit just got real in this book,  y’all.

Shit just got real in this book, y’all.

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

Perfection

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

Perfection

"Pockets are a must, for storing your necessaries. Knife, money, tobacco, frogs, string, marbles, bullets. Read your Twain for suggested pocket wares."

— Nick Offerman prescribes your everyday carry (via putthison)

Why every dress should have pockets by Nick Offerman

lizclimo:

seems legit

lizclimo:

seems legit

"LOOK AT THE DOG"

— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via jarpad)

(Source: spockular, via katateasaurus)

tuneage:

Miley Cyrus - Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You

If you can get over the lo-fi quality, the poor mixing, and the fact that this is Miley Cyrus covering a song written by Anne Bradon and made famous by Led Zeppelin, there’s actually a lot going on here. The singer/rapper/actress/sculptor shows a great dynamic range, powers through the high notes, and has a spot-on intuition for when to bring it back down. We would go on, but we think one soundcloud commenter summed it up pretty well:

"Robert Plant would twerk for this."

Gotdayum Gotdayum

Tags: god damn music