Super stoked-

About to see Maria Bamford aka the bammer at heliumcomedypdx !!!

Shit just got real in this book,  y’all.

Shit just got real in this book, y’all.

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

Perfection

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

Perfection

"Pockets are a must, for storing your necessaries. Knife, money, tobacco, frogs, string, marbles, bullets. Read your Twain for suggested pocket wares."

— Nick Offerman prescribes your everyday carry (via putthison)

Why every dress should have pockets by Nick Offerman

lizclimo:

seems legit

lizclimo:

seems legit

"LOOK AT THE DOG"

— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via jarpad)

(Source: spockular, via katateasaurus)

tuneage:

Miley Cyrus - Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You

If you can get over the lo-fi quality, the poor mixing, and the fact that this is Miley Cyrus covering a song written by Anne Bradon and made famous by Led Zeppelin, there’s actually a lot going on here. The singer/rapper/actress/sculptor shows a great dynamic range, powers through the high notes, and has a spot-on intuition for when to bring it back down. We would go on, but we think one soundcloud commenter summed it up pretty well:

"Robert Plant would twerk for this."

Gotdayum Gotdayum

Tags: god damn music

Same

Same

(via rubyetc)

ariverisariver:

bobbycaputo:

Scientists discover why mozzarella is the ideal pizza cheese

I can’t stress enough, though, WHOLE MILK mozzarella is light years better than that part-skim crap.  Even block part-skim that hasn’t been shredded and coated with anti-clumping agent can’t hold a candle to whole milk mozzarella in terms of melting and browning.

Seconded. Full-Fat mozz or gtfo.

ariverisariver:

bobbycaputo:

Scientists discover why mozzarella is the ideal pizza cheese

I can’t stress enough, though, WHOLE MILK mozzarella is light years better than that part-skim crap.  Even block part-skim that hasn’t been shredded and coated with anti-clumping agent can’t hold a candle to whole milk mozzarella in terms of melting and browning.

Seconded. Full-Fat mozz or gtfo.

Tags: pizza cheese food

Cat ladies of tumblr, I have found your wine.

Cat ladies of tumblr, I have found your wine.

Tags: clotu wine cats

archiemcphee:

These adorably strange little creatures that looks like a pieces of coral that just woke up are Pygmy seahorses, a species of seahorse that was completely unknown to science until the 1970s. Found in Southeast Asia in the Coral Triangle area, they’re incredibly small - measuring only two centimeters long - which ranks them among the smallest seahorses on earth. So between their itty-bittiess and their amazing ability to blend in amongst the the sea grasses, soft corals and gorgonians that they inhabit, it’s a wonder they were discovered at all.

Photos by Daniel Kwok, Jayvee Fernandez, Pacific Klaus, EOL, Graham Short, and Steven Childs respectively.

Click here to learn more about these awesome little fish and visit Ark in Space for additional images.

[via Kuriositas and Ark in Space]

Waaaaaaat? So cute!

Tags: ocean things

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

Official Cop Hat