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31

Jan

basically

basically

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oh god, another tyler perry movie.

why, thandie newton? why?

beauty addict kitty is giving major side-eye.

beauty addict kitty is giving major side-eye.

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30

Jan

Trying to sleep.

It is really warm in my bed right now. Mmmmm, down comforter goodness…

There are few things on earth as annoying as the average art school student.

in case anybody was wondering,

restaurants.com is some shady biznass.  also, i drank a coke zero with dinner and now i’m tired as fuck, but my body’s all “where’s the party?!?  woohooooo!!”

27

Jan

Gluttony by Stéfan on Flickr.

Gluttony by Stéfan on Flickr.

NPR's Backseat Book Club

i may, or may not, have just joined a book club intended for 9 year-olds.

I don’t often eat a Big Mac, but when I do, I replace the center bun with a thick piece of crispy pig skin.”—The Most Interesting Man In The World

26

Jan

when i eat, it is the food that is scared.
ron swanson

23

Jan

awesome-everyday:

elbeebee:

jkfromtheblock:

GPOY

truth

AHAHA

so much truth, gpoy, etc.

awesome-everyday:

elbeebee:

jkfromtheblock:

GPOY

truth

AHAHA

so much truth, gpoy, etc.

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21

Jan

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theniftyfifties:

Jackie Wilson — Lonely Teardrops - 1958

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I feel like the dollar store is the absolute last place one would want to buy a pregnancy test.

animalstalkinginallcaps:


HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.
LIKE THIS? BIGGER?
PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?
… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.
WE’VE ALL WONDERED.


reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JON HAMM IS? YOU KNOW … DOWN THERE.

LIKE THIS? BIGGER?

PROBABLY BIGGER, RIGHT?

… DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU’VE WONDERED.

WE’VE ALL WONDERED.

reblogging this again because if you’re not laughing at it, there is definitely something wrong with you and you should, like, see a doctor for that condition before it gets any worse.

best powerpoint evar!

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